Country Dictionary

Karl jacobs day. On this day send karl jacobs nice words because he is literally walking serotonin

“may 3rd?” “oh yeah that’s karl jacobs day”

the day you hug a boy your close to!

Girl:hey matt it’s may 3 Matt:so what Girl: Hugs*

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me.

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me on may 3 Kill yourself Ok

National fuck your sister’s best friend day.

Oh it’s May 3? I should ask my sister’s friend to come over tn.

Send your significant other a titty pick

“Hey babe it’s may 3” Oh right I almost forgot send picture