A fork of Rural Dictionary
A female that posts a suggestive image on the internet for everyone to see in hopes of catching a comment she can then turn into a sexually discriminative dramatization.
Susan was totally lurkin merkin Jimmy when he said her ass was hot in that twerkin' photo she posted! Susan: Posts photo of herself twerking in short, short, booty shorts. Jimmy: Posts comment... "You have a nice ass!" Susan: Replies... "Why are you looking at my ass you jerk!"
The act of receiving head. Not to be confused with Lerkin.
Dude, last night at the party I got a "lip merkin"
A period of time dedicated to merkin. most commonly used in COD MW 2 by pat vangorp
"its time to merk on some fools, ITS MERKIN SEASON!!"
A pubic wig, worn specifically by clowns that have lost their pubic hair due to excessive dyeing. The circus merkinusually comes in a variety of colors, but the most common colors are red, yellow, or "rainbow."
Bozo was bouncing on the trampoline, when his pants fell down, revealing his circus merkin to the crowd for all to see.
To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.
Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night? Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins. Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO! Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth. Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing. Boy 2: I know right?!?