A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”
Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan
Jesus is the son of God, in other words, he is the son of Michael Jordan
The only man who could beat god in a game of one-on-one.
Michael Jordan just hit a 20 foot fadeaway jumpshot with three defenders in his face for his 55th point.
Hyped up sports star used to sell shoes to the duped masses.
Statistically a great player, won 6 rings (albeit it was in the weak 90's where expansion teams watered down the talent, where was Jordan's rings when Magic, Bird and the Pistons ruled the NBA in the 80's? Nowhere.) He always failed without Pippen, the Bulls were 182-228 in season when Pippen didn't play but Jordan did.
The year after Jordan left the Bulls, they won 2 less games. 2 LESS GAMES! That is how valuable Jordan was, Pippen was the clog that won games, Jordan was just there to sell jerseys and get on sports center.
God in a Pair of Nikes? That's what ESPN has brainwashed you kids?
Bill Russell: 11 rings
Michael Jordan: 6 rings
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: 6 MVPs
Michael Jordan : 5 MVPs
Jordan had 5 losing seasons in 5 years without Pippen, and was 1-9 all-time in the playoffs with 2 sweeps and 0 first round exits. The GOAT? Not even CLOSE!
Referred to a marijuana, giving that both of them in fact have the same initials when broken down (MJ)Michael Jordan, and (MJ) Mary Jane. Both also being the greatest all time. Michael becoming the greatest basketball player of all time, and Mary for being the greatest drug of all time
Ay let's all go get high and chill with Michael Jordan!