Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.

Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt Man: Okay.

by King of Cacti April 05, 2014

dirt mitt

A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:

Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

mitt joint

a gambling hall that either cheats its players, or allows players to cheat each other

dont play at john's cardroom, it's a mitt joint. i caught a guy dealing from the bottom of the deck last time, and they didnt do anything about it

by el grande ray February 18, 2008

Oven Mitts

Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "Mitts" for short.

"Kelly Gray plays guitar like he's wearing a pair of oven mitts."

by Spuds McVest June 22, 2013

Mitt Romney

Something Massachusetts is happy to be rid of. More commonly known as "Mitt the Shit" or "Mittens", Romney left office before he could be run out of the state on a rail. He really did a good job fixing the Big Dig. Yeah, right! This guy is not only incompetitent, he's the biggest flip-flopper in politics. And this doesn't mean his position "evolves" over time or as the situation changes. Mitten's position changes depending on which state he happens to be in at the time. No nuance about this guy. He's one of those "dazzle them with bullshit" kind of politicians, about as cardboard and phony as you will find in politics.

Mitt Romney is George W. Bush after elocution lessons.

by DK Sett May 08, 2007

Mitt Mop

The unfortunate cicumstance of having excessive amounts of pubic hair that engulf the female genetilia.

Julio was about to go down on Stacey, until he realized that she had an outrageous mitt mop.

by mittlord89 December 01, 2009

gin mitt

The Female equivalent of a Male's symptoms of "whiskey dick". A Female consumes to much alcohol and becomes to drunk to engage in intercourse.

"I got drunk last night and got gin mitt, my boyfriend was not impressed."

by Bonerfarm June 03, 2012