A fork of Rural Dictionary
In a conversation, the tendency to casually drop the name of a famous person that you know only obliquely.
Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.
A pile of garbage that is big enough to use it as a sofa, usually located in the streets of New York or other big cities.
Ethan : don't get on the garbage, you are too close to the pile
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa
Someone who can give specific directions to the Statue of Liberty without ever being there them self.
He is a true New Yorker he just told me where the Statue of Liberty is and how to get there
A cheapo luxo-barge formerly produced by Chrysler. Massive boat of a car decked with copious quantities fake chrome which peels with age. The inside is like grandma's living room-- cloth sofas and plentiful fake wood plastered over the flimsy plastic dash. luxobarge chrysler cumbersome frumpy mercury buick oldsmobile
Roseanne had a Chrysler New Yorker back in '96.
The act of having public sex anywhere in NYC, while a crazy homeless person watches.
This New Year's Eve, I plan on having one nutty new yorker before the ball drops. I rule!
Where you attempt to get as many dicks inside a girl as possible. Clown face paint is optional.
Girl: Wow guys 32 this time, that's a new record.
Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.
Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)
Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.
when you wear so much layers that you look like a fatass
It was snowing a lot yesterday so I had to dress like a new yorker