A fork of Rural Dictionary
depressed emotional suicide that is very bored and a rat
i am a mm and I will do mm yes it is sad but I fell like mm is for mm in mm
Mobile Molestation Station, aka "creepy van". Typically a full size van, extra points for murals painted on the side, or the '70s bubble window and/or curtains
Have you seen the new neighbors? The guy drives an MMS and looks pretty creepy, don't let the kids out of your sight!
Moldy Muff Syndrome When a man is able to detect the presence of a woman before she is seen. Due to her nasty twat which often looks like a bulldog eating mayonaise, but not mayonaise like Hellman's more like mayonaise that you left on the picnic table in the sun for two days in July. Side-effects include upset stomach, vomitting, diarrhea, burning eyes, and the tendency to stab yourself in the face with a spork.
"Mid You got MMS" "What's that?" "Moldy Muff Syndrome."
An acronym for "massive mammary syndrome." When a girl has very large boobs, making it difficult for males to keep their eyes above a female's neck. one very prominent symptom of massive mammary syndrome is the significant number of "cat calls" one might receive on a daily basis. Also used as an excuse for why clothing never fits busty chicks correctly. The cause of bathing suit/bra frustration, and accidental flashing.
-"did that creepy man just honk at you?" -"yahh, that's typical... i suffer from MMS" -"yo, you're left boob is hanging out of your bikini top, and you have a significant amount of under-boob going on..." -"oh, that's just a symptom of my "MMS." don't worry about it.
1. A pretty young lady, used to be a young lady online 2. A girlfriend, especially a temporarily girlfriend
Man: Look, here comes a ppmm!!! Where is your mm? He is a stud. He sunk three mm's a day.
MM means " Masturbation May" Or the same thing with march, but this is for the girls, its similar to DDD or NNN but, just for masturbation.
woman: "have you masturbated yet?" other woman: "yeah no shit its MM" woman: :"its hard" other woman: "you fucking mistake"