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the best fuckin actor ever. well he doesn't have much of a brain cause the movies he directed sucks but he is the best actor ever. He plays in fight club rounders american history X.
Edward Norton is the best actor.
Championship game for last place in a fantasy football league resulting in the losing party to have to wear a dress and take a picture of it for other league teams enjoyment. Commonly also known has the "Toliet Bowl with Punishment". If the losing participant refuses to participate, they are kicked out of the league.
"Do u have any skirts that will fit a size 33 waste? I just lost the Norton Bowl.
The worst Idea for any company to ever come up with, the most annoying program for any over-protective parent to ever come across. Blocks every innocent site, including this one and also has a chrome extensionthat makes it even worse. It's a pure torture device for teenagers on the internet.
Someone:"Hey dude! Wanna play a game of Fortnite?" Me:"Sorry! Norton Family say that my computer time is up, and the site is blocked!"
A stand up comic with an unhealthy obsession for chicks with giant cocks. Works for the Sirius xm radio show Opie and Anthony. Performs characters loosely based on his own personality, such as uncle Paul and Chippah
Jimmy norton knows how to eat cum
The Anti-Christ of computer programmers. His "Norton" software has fucked up more Windows systems than all porn, torrentz, and warez sites combined. Avoid at all costs.
I just installed Peter Norton's Systemworks on my computer and now the Rapture is upon us.
The most amazing guy you will ever meet, he is funny, hot, and easy to get along with. He will always make you smile, even when you'r sad. He is the cutest, he thinks little of himself, but clearly he is good looking, you can trust him with ANYTHING! You will never meet someone sweeter, or more caring than him. You will instantly fall in love with him the moment you meet him, he's easy to get along with, and he easy to love, I love you Tyler, <3
Tyler Norton; Smile! Girl (topdeck); Whenever you say that, it's hard not for me to smile! <3!
Joshua Abraham Norton, known as Emperor Norton, was a citizen of San Francisco, California, who proclaimed himself "Norton I, Emperor of the United States" in 1859. He later assumed the secondary title of "Protector of Mexico". The Emperor of United States and protector of Mexico had sadly this legend has passed on January 8th, 1880.
Remember in September 17, 1859 happened and Joshua Norton, who lost his money in an attempt to corner the rice market, today declared himself Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. Best emperor of all time.