A fork of Rural Dictionary
AKA Hell for a Week, The Cold is an infectious illness that is caused by coughing, sneezing, and not washing hands. It spreads like wildfire amoing people in grades K-12 and gives you a clogged nose, sore throat, and sometimes a headache. It doesn't sound that bad, but holy shit does it suck.
Ben: Hey Brian why do you look so bad?
Brian: I was up all night blowing my nose and coughing because of the stupid ass cold I have.
A very low temperature.
Some of the coldest places include:
Canada
Antarctica
Russia
And the coldest of all:
Margaret Thatcher's heart.