A fork of Rural Dictionary
Possibly the biggest dribble in the pharmacuetical industry.
Generic Scientist 1: "Nathan I need those test results."
Nathan O'Neill "I GOT CONFUSED WITH THE DOOR HANDLE"
A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.
Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.
A high school located in Fort Mongomery, NY. It's a school with army brats, rich kids, and ghetto m'fkas from places from NYC, Newbugh, Spring Valley are mixed in one school. Niggas are no joke here they don't take shit, especially none from those burke faggots.
Student 1: Yo waz skool u go 2?
Student 2 : James I. O'Neill High School BOI!!!!
Student 1: Yo didn't a girl from the soccer team get arrested for fuckin up a girl during a game?
Student 2 : DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN SKKIPPYYY!!!!!!
This is the type of kid who hops the border back and forth in a daily basis with ease, while playing salsa music from a junky ass boom box on his back. This species of people also have a bad understanding of English, and often respond with "No quema cuh" when they are bamboozled. Typically when these people grow up they go through lots of no quema cuh trucks because they always crash them into curbs.
Aye bro that dude climbing the fence reminds me of Quinn O'Neill
someone who will literally eat your ass
Yo watch out, O'Neil is gonna eat your ass
The last name of a kid that is a fucking dumbum and a brat. He will most likely kill you if you make funny jokes about him or he will just tell on the whooolleeee classsssss.
Did you see that guy having a temper tantrum? Yeah he must be an O'neil
The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.
I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.