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The things men want because (most) can't have them.

Little Girl: Mommy, why do men like boobs so much? Mother: Well honey, It's because men want what they can't have.

If you have seen one pair, you want to see them all

"I just got to see Janets boobs, I can't wait to see more"

1. a woman's breast 2. a stupid person, a rural oaf. 3. a blunder

The girls boobs were rediculously large. When I saw them, I thought she must have had implants inserted for sure.

Women's not so secret way of getting men to do whatever they want. In fact, it's not secretive at all.

Woman: I want a beer. Man: Not now. Woman: *flashes boobs* Man: How many beers did you want?

a womans best argument.

she: could you do <insert whatever> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage* he: okay! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)

ass meatballs.

p1)big boobs p2)mm spaghetti

Man's best friends. Not counting his penis.

Guy 1: Damn, dude, did you see the boobs on that chick? Guy 2: I didn't even notice the chick.