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short for glockenspiel, a musical instrument also known as bells.
I played the glock in the ballad.
Very reliable, quite accurate, ergononically awful ugliest handgun on the market.
If that gun were my dog, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk down the street backwards
Glock is a popular euphemism for for a woman's personal vibrator. While the term can apply to all vibrators, it is normally only used in regards to phallic shaped vibrators with a black or chrome finish.
I'm riding on my glock tonight.
Her glock is so powerful, it could cut pavement.
My glock is out of battery power; looks like I'm taking a trip to the Radio Shack for replacements.
Verb. To explode, grenade or otherwise violently disassemble . Based on the Glock semi-automatic pistol's tendency to explode (or Kaboom) when using certain types of ammunition (mainly reloaded or remanufactured).
I don't think my rifle will Glock on me unless I plug the barrel first.
That propane tank will Glock if you throw it in the fire.
A light-weight steel weapon that projects pieces of bullets by applying pressure to its trigger. It is often used as part of a gangster, or gangsta's arsonal.
"Grab yo glocks when you see Tupac"