Country Dictionary

This is exactly how I feel

Sees an image of someone who is clearly tired and says, “it me,” because they themselves are tired.

what the world revolves around.

the world bows down to me.
not you. :

I am me, and you are you. You can't be me because I am me and not you. You aren't me, but you are you.

You: Hey!

Me: me?

you: No, you!

Me: You?

You: No, Him!

Him: OMFGWTFBBQ!!!

A phrase used to interrupt someone during their conversation while also confusing them.

Matt: So I was hanging out with my girlfriend yesterday...
Steve: Was it me?
Matt: Huh? What? No!

Look inside your closet, there you can see me.

You: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE IN MY CLOSET???
Me: Yeah, Stop Jerking off to gay hentai.

A fuck-face who shold be doing her homework but is currently fucking up the already fucked up website that you're using

I am Me, and im fine with it

WRONG.

John: me and my friend went to the mall.
Mike: ITS MY FRIEND AND I IDIOT!