Country Dictionary

It is like licking with your nose

You just got nosed by the noser whose nosing

1. Something that you pick while masturbating to a picture of your grandmother topless.

2. Your..."other hole".

3. Human horn.

4. A fat hole from which snot derives from.

Jenny: Stop noseing you lazy bitch.

Tom: But it's granny!
Jenny: I don't care what you're doing just get the fuck down here for dinner.

A nose is the big thing in the middle of ur face. It is beleived that a guy with a big nose has a big penis.

OMG look how big Sam's nose is i so want to have sex with him

that huge blemish on ones face

"oh my god you have a nose!"

Another way to say “no”. Just add the -es

Mom: Did u sneakout last night?

Me: Noses! I would never sneakout.

–noun
1. the act of using one's nose to sexually gratify another person by penetration using the protrusion on the face that contains both the nostrils and the organs of smell, specifically insertion of this protrusion, which everyone nose is the nose, into the anus or vagina while petting and manually stimulating.

–verb

2. to use one's nose to provide sexual gratification to another person.

I didn't nose what to do, so I just nosed her.

Dude, I'm nosing right now.

Lacking in substance; vacuous, inane.

A reference to wine tasting - where all the substance is in the scent of the bouquet, but nothing in the wine itself.

"I find this author's writing to be too on the nose".