A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a meme originated by Maxx Danziger, a drummer in band known as Set It Off.
Cody Carson: *gives him a horned melon* "If you had to name it, what would you name it?" Maxx Danziger: "Spiky no no plant"
The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.
Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night? Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.
A parody meme originating from a video made by IHE on YouTube as part of his "I hate Damn Daniel Video".
*points at random plant* DURR PLANT!
Running with great force and jumping against an elevated flat surface while horizontal.
The lead singer of Led Zeppelin a.k.a the golden god a.k.a the hottest motherfucker on the earth, even now in his 60s
person 1: "You think Robert Plant is hot? he's so old!" Me: "bitch you bet your ass, if i ever get the chance imma space hop onto that dick faster than you can say loop zoop"
To live somewhere for an extended period of time and/or to have children and send them to school.
After Leroy got his degree, he decided to plant roots in Austin.