Country Dictionary

Poob is a substance made from (but not limited to); Fecal Matter (shit), Toenail dust, Semen (cum), Piss, Shit, Puss, Snot, Earwax, Eye Crusties, and Water.

(not to be mixed up with the 1985 Ewoks TV show character Ploob)

Wow! I just ate so much Poob!
You know what that's made of right?
HUH?!

One who is a pubic noob.

"Daniel is a poob."

"You got poobed!"

Hair on boobies

Damn girl that’s some hairy poobs.

Hair on boobies

Damn girl that’s some hairy poobs.

A word you say when you have absolutely nothing else to say. Usually as a greeting.

1. Person 1: Poob.
Person 2: Well hello Person 1.

when a guy doesn't have his pecks completely toned
peck+boob=poob

Guy 1: Dude ma pecks r so toned u can bounce a quarter off it
Guy 2: Man, stop lyin. U kno u got poobs
*Awkward silence*

To take a poop on some ones boobs

Ew he took a poob on her