A fork of Rural Dictionary
Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.
Boom chai boom clap clap boom
Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?
Man 2: post Malone!
Man 3: boom car boom
To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.
It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.
Post Malone is not a rapper.
Candy paint and Saint tropez are good songs tho
Have you heard of the rapper post malone?
He is not a rapper bitch
To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."
Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.
Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.