A fork of Rural Dictionary
A group composed of only Peruvians, who talk hella shit and like to be in the center of drama.
There goes the Peruvian mafias talking about Chris again.
Running a two-man train on a woman.
Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?
a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent
i do not know why did we got to war with Iraq what do you think Peruvian Dave?
When you attack a small Asian kid from behind and put him in a headlock. Preferably with your legs wrapped around him, like a walrus humping its mate into submission.
Steve: Come here you Asian. Wing-wang: NO! Steve: Don't make me put you into a Peruvian anaconda.
When you reach your hand up under a girls dress and fondle her upon first meeting. Although illegal in most countries, it is a term used as a show of affection to beautiful ladies around the globe. Of course most of the ladies might not appreciate it as much as the men do but, it is a great term to use to the laymen that does not tip them off as to your intentions. The term was first coined by Mr. Fisher in 2008 while out on the town in Texas, and has grown like wildfire from there.
Hey check her out, I would love to give her a Peruvian Handshake!
Waking up pleasantly next to a Peruvian bombshell
Mitch; "hey James guess what" James; "what" Mitch; "Laura gave me a Peruvian Sunrise this morning"
Showering one self with large amounts of old spice in order to hide the horrible stench of body oder.
Dude u haven't showered in days and smell like ass. Why don't you take a peruvian shower before we go to the party.