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Peyton Manning Syndrome

1. Being very overated, having a great wideout and running back on your team, throwing while up by 40 points, and most importantly: losing games when it counts in the playoffs. 2. Being dominated by the New England Patriots in a malfeasant way. 3. When you can't win a big game, and at the same time your father is the all time losingest QB in NFL history, and your little brother looks like he is 12 and he crys when drafted until he goes to the team he wants.

1. Peyton Manning. 2. Archie Manning. 3. And little Ely Manning.

by HerbieBrady May 17, 2005

Peyton Manning

When doing a girl from behind, right before you cum, yell "OMAHA" and pull out and cum in her ass instead.

This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I pulled a Peyton Manning and called an audible.

by GeraltPovino December 09, 2022

Peyton Manning

if Peyton Manning’s name is actually Peyton krutz then ur in luck here’s the definition; usually very nice, has a big friend group, gets ass every other weekend,his best friends name is probably Russell or something like that lmao. Usually pretty sporty! He’s most likely single rn so hit him up

Oh my , peyton Manning’s sanuks look so good with that outfit oh and can you ask him to come scoop.

by @anotsilbfrd January 01, 2018

Peyton Manning

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead

Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.

by YourPseudoFuckoff October 10, 2020