A fork of Rural Dictionary
a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.
Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"
Girl: "what does it do?"
Guy: "throws poop at people"
girl: "awesome"
A nigga, bitch!
Made popular in Clerks 2.
Man, that porch monkey just stole my bike!
Used in the best movie EVAH (Clerks 2) for an awesome scene.
"hey there ya little porch monkey.........what? I'm bringing it back!"
a racist term referring to black people. Usually hanging off the porch looking like a monkey.
"When a litl' white boy called me a porch monkey, I whipped his ass."
A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club
be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.
This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life
John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey