A fork of Rural Dictionary
A movie about a guy who gets paid to clean up a bar in a town he isn't from.
Roadhouse is a movie about two guys trying to take control of a town they're not originally from, so it almost fun for them, and everybody but the people from the town, since they don't have to think about the effects their actions will have on anybody around them.
A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.
PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.
Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?
Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!
Wow, babe that texas roadhouse footjob was amazing.
(verb.) The act of partying really hard, drinking whatever and closing the bar.
“Man, I Roadhoused so hard last night with Syd & Ashton. It’ll take me two days to recover.”
Drinking so much you feel like you got round housed the next day.
I drank so much yesterday I got roadhoused