A fork of Rural Dictionary
Drink bottles that have been replenished by truckers' piss and chucked out of the window
Hey John, did you see that bottle of roadside rioja back there?
Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
Doctor: why are you in hospital? Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision
Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision Person 2 : are you threatening me Person 1: yes
When the Dunkin' truck is stolen and then subsequently crashes, spilling donuts into the roadway.
I don't want no roadside donut! Can't I have a fresh one?