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Ryland really likes to oil you up and “check your oil”
Absolute horrible human being. He/she is a Rylan wannabe, and have small dicks. They have no sense of adventure and will usually sit in their room watching porn but not jerk off. They think jerking off is a sport, but never win. They are the definition of dogshit.
What a fucking Ryland, jerking off in a school bus. He is also not attractive at all, I wish he was Rylan.
Omg a very very cool guy so cool so swag <3333 no wonder I like u lol if u see this ryland my last demo was a joke I pinky promise also no u didn’t cause this is embarrassing
“yo what’s their name? got to be THE coolest most awesome most pretty most talented most funny funny person ever” “Hm. Their name MUST be Ryland”
Ryland is a nice funny guy who has brown eyes and brown fluffy hair. Ryland seems like the quiet kid in class but is super outgoing with his friends.
You wanna hangout with Ryland later?
Ryland - Noun A Person who Loves Anime A Person that Owns too many knifes Love to Play D&D Dark Humor Laughs when someone dies in a movie
"Wow That dude loves anime and has a knife in his pocket... He's a Ryland."