A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The act of emotionally spoiling the content of a TV show, movie, or book for another person, making the other person aware of what emotions they will feel after watching or reading.
2. When someone tells you the ending is "GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND" and then it doesn't because you knew it would.
3. When someone tells you how much they cried after last night's episode of Game of Thrones.
AKA: Emotional Spoiler, Sob Rob, Feel Steal
"Awww dude, last night's episode of Grey's had me balling my f*#king eyes out."
"Damn it man, you totally just Shock Blocked me!"
The main character from the popular pornography “The Fucking at Rockhard Manor” written by Charles White, of which that has not yet been published, but critics have said it can be related to Rain Johnson’s “Knifes Out”. Shock is a vet turned genius inventor who attempted to build a machine that can battle the effects of PTSD. Unfortunately for him, right as he had revealed his invention, we was mysteriously “pleasured to death”. His death sparked the investigation lead by the prestigious detective Mike Mitchell.
I hope that I can soon watch the pornography that includes the illustrious Shock Rockhard
I am subscribed to MoistCr1tical on YouTube in the hopes of updates pertaining to the marvelous “Fucking at Rockhard Manor”
The feeling of surprise after you see someone’s full unmasked face for the first time and they look totally different than you thought they did.
Wow! I had only ever seen him with a mask before. I had such face shock the first time I saw him. He looked totally different than I thought!
a strategy in the game Mario Kart to use the lightning bolt, commonly known as the shock, on the player in first place and shock them over a jump that will end in the player having to be dragged out by Lakitu
G8 NOVA target shocked SaiX on Bowser's Castle 64.
When a male ejaculates multiple times a day, causing the heart to stop at another climax.
During Destroy Dick December, Toby nutted so hard he went into orgasmic shock and died in his mom's water bed!
When a college class is moving quickly and you are still recovering from looking at the syllabus and it looks like an immense amount of work.
Oh man I cannot even focus, I am still in syllabus shock.
When you're lost while driving and suddenly realize you're in an area infested with niggers.
You can imagine our nigger-shock when we took a wrong turn off the interstate and soon realized we were in a neighborhood inhabited by niggers.