A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.
Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.
Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.
Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.
When you get your tackle out at a dinner party and put it on the table
things were going swimmingly until Jimmy rocked the slong coaster
to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can
the black man dong slonged his knob