A fork of Rural Dictionary
A character from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. He may also be known as the first Mac user in history, despite the fact that he lived in a time before computers. He has sexay hair, even with the receding hairline.
Oh, and he can talk to the dead.
"The Sorrow, stop crying blood and get your emo ass over here!"
When you're really depressed and you start to cry and fap at the same time, and you continue to fap even though you're crying.
I was really sad one night so I started looking at porn and was beginning to start sorrow-fapping till my girlfriend came in the room.
to handle your problems by consuming a substantial quantity of alcohol
Man, so he left you because he was "too busy" and one week later he's dating someone else? Listen, forget him. Let's get you out to a bar to drown your sorrows.
A female that has pointy tits pointing down. The suffix 'of Sorrow' relates the the tits pointing down to Hell and eternal sorrow.
In the movie Alexander, that chick that Colin Farrell has sex with has Pointed Tits of Sorrow.
The most emo name for a symphonic death metal band. Ever.
Eternal Tears of Sorry is abbreviated as EToS.
Eternal Tears of Sorrow has a gay name, but they're good anyway.
Song on O Brother, Where Art Thou?
I am the man of constant sorrow, Ive seen trouble on the brink.
To smoke enough cannabis to forget about your problems.
Hey you going to the bar after the funeral? No I’ve got a big fat bowl waiting for me to cloud my sorrows.