A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sampson syndrome
The man suffers from sampson syndrome
When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.
Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.
A nickname for chalont white heads. Basicly the opps of nonchalant dread heads 😬
yo watch out its the Daniel Sampsons
When you bust a nut inside her and you keep it in her till it's not rock it's just kinda chub and you whip it out and smack her in the face with your dick covered in puss juice and semen.
Guy that gets payed more than you : "Me and kisha did the floppy Sampson last night. She wanted it ."
A fruity nigga who watches loli hentai and listens to kpop. Also has greasy ass hair
Dude 1: i cant stand that nigga Sampson
Dude 2:For real, did you hear that he watches hentai?
A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭
“Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”
A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.
1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!
2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!