A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"
Person 1: Can you go on xbox Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone
verb. To smoke nearly an entire cigarette in one 9 second breath, leaving the ash fully intact.
Dude! You Samuel L. Jackson'd that cigarette! I still have 3/4 of mine left!
That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!? Person#2: "no" Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!! Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?" Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
The coolest club in the universe!
I wish I was in the Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club!
Google: Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime? Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I do, Hentai too (cackles).
That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!? Person#2: "no" Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!! Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?" Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever. Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....' Famous movie quotes: :"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction "Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane "English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction "You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"
"Who's the black guy in that one movie?"......... ....."Samuel L Jackson of course"