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School Lunch

"School Lunch." School is the worst and lunch is okay, but put together it's pure shit wound together by strings of raisins, boogers, and mystery meat.

Melissa had been taken into the ER because she ingested school lunch: Lunch Lady Barb's "mushroom Jello" which was gelatinous cream of mushroom soup.

by I make Definitions Bree November 30, 2021

School Lunch

Prison food. It comprises of: Overcooked tater tots Burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard Salad that looks like it was taken from plants and other abandoned, dirty gardens Old apple juice 3 week expired milk Disgusting wiggly french fries Moldy potato skin and expired butter And desserts that are crap, like Melted ice cream sandwiches Old cake Cupcakes that look like crap. Old bread.

I hate school lunch.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021

School Lunch

A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.

Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.

by bootyclapper34135 March 30, 2023

School Lunch

Overpriced… You can just get the same things at the vending machine for a few cents less. The food is good though.

School Lunch

by Pxprobotvidz September 02, 2022

School Lunch

a school lunch is some poop,yk what i mean? examples: moldy hamburger 10 year old expired milk a bean pool that looks like shit some creamy soup

Mark:dang,i don't want to eat school lunch now ,it's filled with tomato creamy soup that tastes shit Evan:hey wanna get some Starbucks Mark:sure

by Some guy you never know about September 27, 2023