A fork of Rural Dictionary
o shid is a word used for little kids on COD or in real life so they can sound cool or idiotic like their sense of humor.
o shid i tink dat i didn do meh hoemwark boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
o shid reali? o shid u betr do it now
the act of simultaneously shidding and/or farding due to excitement and/or horny. Or the state of mind that Mkacher goes through when he is approached by "pussy".
when chicks see me, they shid and fard, i am diarrhea inducing.
After taking a significant shit, one May notice a line of sticky, dark, fresh and solid fecal matter resting on the side of the bowl. This may be caused by poor positioning of the anus and/or trajectory of said turd, or the result of a massive explosion of st-helens papa-John-pepper styled molten ass juice that quickly solidifies.
Lee: Cant wait to take a piss
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!
Another name for dingleberry. Leftover solid bodily waste, often mixed with small pieces of toilet paper.
DAMMIT BARB I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CRANK MY HOG AND I FOUND SHID CLIBBINS ALL OVER THE SEAT.
A term to describe the act of peeing and shitting and farting, but in a lighter tone.
"hey mom, I'm gonna go Pee and Shid and Fard." "You are a disappointment to the family"