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shiv

(noun)

an internet douche everybody loves

He's not a troll, he's a shiv.

by iamfroggy August 24, 2008

shiv

another way of saying 'shit' in a more pleasant and more polite manner. also another word t9 will spell when typing in shit.

"shiv chubi, you hella scared me."

by Taylor Kayfes June 14, 2008

shiv

A device or tool used to unlock a lock without using a key

the police officer openned my car door with a shiv

by GetItRightStupidPeople November 30, 2011

shiv

Easily mistaken for shit in predictive text. Also, much better than shit.

ME: AHH holy shiv!

YOU: Wtf? Shiv?

ME: Much better than shit.

by Turtle XD February 03, 2008

shiv

Another way to say shit to make people believe you said shit. Because you're just too bad ass to say shit.

"Man look at that shiv"
"what did you just say"
"Shiv"
"Man, you're bad ass!"

by Billy Thuckin Joe March 26, 2009

shiv

noun: another word for poop, crap, feces; an exclamation for something unusual, wondrous, or craptatious.

"Can you believe that shiv?"
"Thats the shiv!"

by ChinerDoll November 16, 2006

shiv

A character from the popular show "Static Shock" on Cartoon Network. One of the Bang Baby villains, Shiv is oriental in appearance, with indigo spiked hair and a goatee, deep black eyes and a manic grin.

Shiv's apparell consists of a white t-shirt under a dark red half-sleeved jacket, open and scoop-neck, with black cuffs and a black band across the bottom. He also wears a pair of dark red pants, and oriental-style black slippers.

Shiv's real name is Scott Drake Takoshi, he's 17 years of age and (in my not so humble opinion) verrrrrrrrrry cute. ^_^ His power is manipulation of light-energy; he can create light weapons with his hands. Ninja-stars, lanterns, ropes, chains, pipes, samuari swords, and many other weapons and items imaginable, including sabers, or shivs, hence the origin of his name.

Did you see Shiv in the last episode! He was frickin HOTT!

by amangamoocow July 18, 2005