Country Dictionary

1) To be pwned by a shunt-like creature.

2) The use of time travel to perform two ownings during the same exact period of time.

Oh man, you just got shunted!

The act of inserting one's penis (usually of the abnormally large type) into another's vagina or anus in a very fast and brutal way. It is best done when running into someone while they bend over. Trains re known to be extremely good at this.

Girl: Shunt my asshole Daddy, all 15 inches of you
Guy: Ok
Girl: Ouch, call a fucking ambulance, you tore my fucking rectum

The revolting result of a girl's choice to whipe her ass from the front, dragging mad doo-doo across her cunt, which inevitably gets lodged in the folds, leaving doo-doo butter and the occasional peanut for unsuspecting guys to deal with.

After buying the chick like seven drinks, I get her home only to discover she was dragging a shunt around under that skirt all night--I did her anyway.

To give a small tip in response to poor service from ur server

Man, the forks dirty, my eggs r cold, and I still don't have a drink! This bitch gettin shunted

a hybrid word that consists of "shut up" and "cunt"

abby: you're being too loud, shunt
carly: ok fine bitch

A girl who gets shunned by a group because she refused to give a guy her cunt.

"Look at Kat. On Friday night she ended up as ryans shunt, and now none of her friends will talk to her."

Famous to small time rapper, Mr.Blak47, this word is used to describe injuring/killing someone for the soul purpose to show actual intent of keeping someone in line, to show them "you" are better then they are.

You better not "screw" with me or I'll straight shunt you!