A fork of Rural Dictionary
- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley
Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.
Recognizing Simi Valley as the porn capital we came up with this. This requires 2 men staring each other straight in the eye while masturbating simultaneously. The "winner" would be the person to complete the task first. Looking down is strictly forbidden!
What do you say we settle this dispute with a good ole fashioned Simi Valley Showdown?
He got the role fair and square after he won the Simi Valley Showdown.
A big school full of fake bitches.
Well come to Simi Valley high school where everyone gets fucked over
The rap scene located out of Simi Valley, California. It kind of sucks. The main subject matter is girls, especially ones named Zeina. “Naali keep it real” and “They Stan Mateo” on SoundCloud pioneered the genre
Did you hear Cart by They Stan Mateo? It’s a highlight of Simi Valley Rap
Incomplete; somewhat complete
😒It’ll just have to work; satisfactory;
That Might be enough;
It’s Mostly done, it should work..
I thought the concert was going to be Do₽e, but the headliner got sick. The opening performances came out out pretty hard though, so it wasn’t too disappointing.
Well, I take that back, it wasn’t bad at all. In fact it was simi Dø₽e.
😌 🫱🏾Now TH¡§Ssš is PRECISELY the way
🧣🫴🏾d¡s word should be applid..
😼 🫱🏾 As of this moment, you’ve been
🫴🏾 “ Partially Made Official “ having been
simi Welcomed and all..