A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase many Hicks, rednecks, country folk, or wanna be country people use when they get excited about something, or excited in general.
Someone: *dares me to jump off a cliff*
Me: *jumps* SSSKEE YEEEEEETtttt....
*Skee yeet
Stereotypical redneck exclamation. It's the "hell yeah" for country folk
"I just caught me the biggest deer y'all have ever seen"
"skee yee boy! Kick her down one time"
A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk all over him because he feels bad for them, but in the end, the Zeedep-skee is the one to be pitied.
When you want to see your girlfriend, but your car has broken down (random, bad luck problem) and she gets angry with you... and you apologize for your car breaking down...you're a Zeedep-skee.
A short man. This is derived from the song "I wish", where a man wishes he was a "little bit taller" and "a baller". The artist's name was "SKEE-LO" hence the term skee-lo.
"Girl... did you see that FINE specimen of a man?! BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHIT HOUSE!!! Too bad he's a skee-lo"
Skee Ball, also referred to as Ski Balling, occurs when after masturbating, a Male accidentally ejaculates onto himself in a notable way. This is reminiscent of the popular arcade game skee ball. For instance, the Belly Button may be like the center rings that are fairly easy to hit. Whereas the eyes or mouth are thought of like the seemingly unobtainable high corner pockets.
Dude, I Skee Balled myself so bad last night. I still can't open my eye.
Pretty much a god. Gets girls wet just by looking at them. Has lots of money and only smokes the best herb only out of chocolate cigarillos of course. Doesn't have many friends simply because he doesn't feel they worthy enough
Girl1- That guy over there is making me so horny and he got some loud in the rello
Girl2- Must be Skee Rad