A fork of Rural Dictionary
an overrated chat program that destroys the tradition of typing and is used for lazy people and video reviewers.
Skype is a more user friendly Ventrilo.
"wanna use skype? DURRRRRRRRRR"
*gets shot*
A divorced or separated dad who communicates on Skype with his kids, who primarily live with their mom.
Biomom: “Jerry calls the girls every night now after dinner.”
Biomom’s divorced confidente: “I thought you don’t even answer the phone if you see it’s him.”
Biomom: “No, he skypes them during homework time.”
Confidente: “Ahh. Ya my Roger was a skype daddy too. It’s a phase.”
When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.
I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.
When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.
This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).
Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!
Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.