A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ultimate insult. Topically used by 13 yr old on x box live who think their cool but who actually have no friends.
Adolescent 1: u succ!
Adolescent 2: I slept with ur mom.
Adolescent 2: *dies*
A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"
"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"
"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."
"No way! That's awesome."
"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.
I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.
The opposite of woke, meaning to not care about LGBTQ, black, or foreign pride and just treat them like normal people.
Me: "I'm Slept!"
I slept with ur mom last night :D
It was fun ;)
Call me mommy because I slept with ur mom bro