A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small albino giraffe the is stuck on an island and is really sad.... because he is stuck.
Man! I saw a slump today, and it was really sad!
Adjective describing ones clothing. Means clothing that is comfortable. Clothes that are slump can be anything comfortable but are usually loose and baggy, sometimes referred to as stoner clothes. Only girls use the term slump because they post it on Facebook to show people they don't always dress like a slut. Normal people don't need to tell others they're dressed "slump" because it's basically telling people "hey I'm dressed casually today, isn't that great!?" no it's not. Dressing slump is comfortable and nothing is wrong with it, but showing off being dressed slump is stupid, generally people should avoid using this term unless you want to be looked down upon.
Matt-"yo John, you dressed pretty slump" John-"dude I always dress like this, it's comfortable. Don't use that word, it's gay." Matt-"hey Ariana, you're not dressed like a slut today!" Ariana-"I know I'm soo slump, I like being comfortable over looking slutty, unlike those other bitches." Matt-"shut the fuck bitch."
a wide variety of meanings;to have sexual intercourse,to get insulted,or be assaulted of physical contact,or a emotion.
1.i feel slump!(weak,tired,lazy,sick) 2.lets slump?(to have sexual intercourse) 3.he just got slumped.(hit,or assaulted) 4.that's slump.(gay,stupid,boring,corny) 5.look how slump he/she is?(fat,ugly)
1) when you are having intercourse with an opposite sex, and you take your penis out and beat the shit out her face(males only) 2)when you randomly go up to someone and punch them in the nose or mouth causing them to say "what the fuck was that for"
i.e.1 Guy1: When I was fuckin that bitch last night, i slumped the shit outta her Guy2: Werd i.e2 Guy:I slumped your mom in and out of bed last night