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Somali St. Cloud

The city of St. Cloud, MN, referred to Somali St. Cloud because of the large Somali population in the city. Often abbreviated to SSC.

Kate: Where should we go for vacation this summer? Kieran: We should go to Somali St. Cloud, I want to meet my bros Abdirahman, Abdikhalif, and Osmen. Kate: That sounds like a great idea! I'll take you to the best Somali restaurants here.

by lavatoryguardian April 15, 2013

somali-ing around

To cause/do reckless activites.

Yo lets go somali-ing around in the mall.

by That Dude Unkwon December 19, 2008

Somali Suntan

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.

"Hey Ed!" "What's up John?" "You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!" "That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

Somalied

Forced to undergo female genital mutilation

Sadly, thousands of women are somalied every year. Synonym: Egypted

by May 30, 2024

Somali Rocket Launcher

When a woman, preferably Somali, gets several banannas launched up her vagina by a Somali man holding a pressurised cannon of some sorts

Woman 1: "Get up to anything on the weekend?" Woman 2: "Yeah, Yusuf 'Somali Rocket Launcher'd' me, my snatch smells like bananna bread"

by cockandballsraper69 July 01, 2024

Somali and Indian and Jewish

The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.

That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once

by MoBambaspoop December 16, 2024

To somali

To pirate (can also be used for land and air vehicles).

To somali - To steal a vehicle, or pirate I somalied the new Marvel movie. My mate is somaliing at the harbour. I cant believe he somalies farrari's

by Hellfire24Gaming September 03, 2020