A fork of Rural Dictionary
When woman or man with tracheotomy tracheometry whatever gets fucked in the hole then after you finish blows it out at you.
Grammy and I had fun last night, she is a sperm whale.
Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf? Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.
A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
Blow it like a sperm whale babe
Another word for masturbating or "jacking/jerking off"
A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home? B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.