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super straight

A bunch of small dick boys/ saggy pussy girls who created a so called sexuality to justify their extreme transphobia. The law states that if u meet a super straight individual, u can spit on them. This spit is allowed to be extremely juicy, just the way they like it. Most of them probably do like to get fucked in the ass occasionally but they do not have the balls to come out of the closet.

max: "hey dude, i am coming out as super straight to you. This was a very hard decision and I m happy to be out of the closet now! *laughs*"
jacob: *SPITS VIOLENTLY ON MAX*
max: "why did you do that man?"
jacob:"this ones for u, you transphobic incel" *KICKS IN BALLS*

by myassholeisbiggerthanurs March 13, 2021

Super straight

A term used transphobic people to try to cover up there transphobia. They are also most commonly virgins who are secretly homosexual.

Person 1 :I am super straight so I will not date a trans woman

Person 2 :No you are transphobic

Person 1 :*screams homophobic slurs*

by Qazwsc March 07, 2021

super straight

a bunch of insecure pencil dicks

jim: ayo what’s sexuality are you
bob: super straight
jim: you could’ve just said it was small....

by calypsoscout March 09, 2021

super straight

an invalid sexuality made up by transphobes who want to mask their transphobia and want to seem oppressed. their flag is ⬛🟧 which is awfully similar to the Grindr colours lmao.

person 1- I wouldn't date a trans person I'm only attracted to biological women/men,I'm super straight

person 2- having a genital preference is okay just say that and leave smh you don't have to make up a whole new sexuality, just say you're straight with a preference for vaginas/penis and go 🙄💅

by ThatSadEnby March 09, 2021

Super straight

Super straight = small pp and transphobia

Guy: hey I'm super straight

Girl: *walks away*

by Alex5gum March 09, 2021

Super straight

A virgin

Them: I’m super straight 👹

Literally anyone else: you’re transphobic.

by Dontask105136 March 07, 2021

super straight

A person, usually a man, who is a closeted gay with a piss kink. They go by the term "super straight" to identify each other so they would know who to have sex with, and who to send nude photos, videos of them pissing or drinking piss to.

"Did you know that Davis is super straight?"
"Lmao, what a queer."

by Miumybeloved March 14, 2021