A fork of Rural Dictionary
1st: kissing, making out
2nd: feeling up, above the belt
3rd: Hand job, touching below the belt
Short stop: blow job and such
home run: sex
mark and kevin had their bases all screwed up... they meshed 3rd and shortstop.
The things a runner must touch in order to get a home run in baseball. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that you don't know this. "Baseball" is America's favorite pastime ;).
David Freese: Man, I got to third base last night! I was so close to a home run!
Chris Carpenter: Aw man! That must suck! What went wrong?!
Freese: I wanted to go to all the bases, but my body just gave out on me!
This is the Australian version:
1st Base- kissing (french, obviously)
2nd base- Hand job or fingering
3rd Base- Head
4th Base/homerun- sex
"what bases did you get to with that guy last night?"
"only 2nd, and he was pretty shit at it too"
1rst base: Kissing of all sorts
2nd base: Feeling up...above the waste
Short Stop: Fingering and Handjob
3rd base: BJ and eat out
4th base: SEX
I made it around the bases this weekend.
1st Base: Kissing and above the waist touching
2nd Base: Touching below the waist (inc digital)
3rd Base: Mouth below the waist
4th Base: Going all the way
5th Base: Going all the way (Gays and fun heterosexuals)
6th Base: Going all the way in Kitkat Club
Person A: It's been four hours since I last got ramrailed!
Person B: What?! You went to 5th base an hour ago!
A: Oh yeah. But only 6th base really counts.
B: Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets, just love.
A: Bring your tops and your bottoms, and I don't mean your bikinis.
All: Gorgeous.