Country Dictionary

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bitches leave

What you say when you want hookers to leave an executive's house before you shoot him in the legs several times and leave a grenade on his coffee table.

Clarence Boddicker: "Bitches, Leave!"

by dugald December 18, 2004

Leaving Neverland

"Leaving Neverland" is a 2019 "documentary" which attempts to cover the alleged "abuse" by Michael Jackson on Wade Robson and James Safechuck, two men who defended the King Of Pop during cases. The film is an obvious form of defamation, but as Michael Jackson is no longer alive, it is not seen that way. #mjinnocent

"Did you know Michael Jackson was a pedophile?" "...What did you do, watch 'Leaving Neverland'?

by L33um March 07, 2019

Manternity Leave

When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.

Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.

by justshill May 14, 2009

Graternity Leave

When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby...... There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.

Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.

by LNG November 09, 2011

shore leave

When sailors return to shore and usually spend their time doing things they can't do back on ship, such as getting drunk and sleeping with women. This term is also used in many sci-fi stories where space travel is presented.

"How are you feeling commander?" "Feels like the morning after shore leave."

by sharkboi January 18, 2010

leave a shit

Makes a lot more sense than take a shit. Think about it.

I will think about that while I go leave a shit.

by Loafsterrr October 27, 2006

French Leave

To leave or disappear without letting your party know you're leaving.

"Hey John, don't do a French Leave after work, we're all going to happy hour."

by Lady Duran December 25, 2008