Country Dictionary

an alternative to the word "messed up"

"dude that things she did last night was muzzle toff"
other guy "ya dude, dont give innocent mormon girls liquor"

this word can be used in many situations of rage or terror... use this word wisely for it is only used for emergencies... this word may be credited to Colbster and Ash-Pu-Tash...

"Holy MOSSLE-TOFF!"
"lets get the MOSSLE-TOFF out of here!"
"oh my MOSSLE-TOFF!'
"stop being such a fricken MOSSLE-TOFF, little terd bomber!!"
"MOSSLE-TOFF YOU!"

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

A marvelous creation that is usually bought from coopland's when someone is in a good mood.

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

A private schoolboy who claims he has opps

Alfred: Mans runnin down opps ya dun know

Msg Trappy: what opps pussyclart?

Alfred: the opps in Bradford ya dun know

Msg Trappy: you go to Eton you Opp claiming Toff!

The absolute dominance of one, who always was, always is and always will be the superior power among a certain topic.

I will toff the whole industry.

a toff is an upper class snob who rides horses and usally doesn't get out of bed for less than £1000000

being a posh snob is so great! its so good but i only get 1000000 every week being a toff is basically being rich!