A fork of Rural Dictionary
The song in which Butters used to tap dance to, until the incident where his shoe came off and killed the whole fucking crowd
"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside, and see what it is? Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do?'"
This is a colloquialism from the tweaker vernacular, indicating the speaker is currently in possession of methamphetamine (ice). It is derived from the semantic shift of "wake up" to getting high on methamphetamines.
You look rough, you wanna wake up? I got that sunshine in my pocket.
Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts
Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!
Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*
Friend: Dude, that was close.
Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release
What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)
Guy: That's my pocket
Girl:What?
Guy: (walks away)