Country Dictionary

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thatch scratch

A good scratch of your pubic area.

Life felt better after a good thatch scratch.

by Billy Thatchweaver February 07, 2021

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...

Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...

by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021

Thatch

Choosing and OP character in any game and curve stomping your friends with it. and to have the nerve to say easy game after.

Being and absolute cunt

Why’d you got to go with that Thatch

by Mad dig 64 December 28, 2021

Thatch

Thatch - a slang word meaning “cover yourself” or “back away

“Gotta thatch from my ex no cap!”
Thatch dude! He’s gonna jump you!”

by Michael Anonymous July 31, 2021