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Clara barton

To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.

After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!

by Bowl Nidre February 27, 2018

mischa barton

one of the hottest chicks i've ever seen on television! she's sooo cute known from o.c. california as marissa basic instinct ...

i'd love mischa to suck my d1.ck

by wallawalla March 03, 2005

Mischa Barton

Did you ever watch 'The O.C.'? The thin girl with a face so gorgeous you wanted to eat it! Well, that my friends is Mischa Barton!

Riley: So, what does your new girlfriend look like? Michael: No word of a lie - she's in the Mischa Barton league! Riley: Seriously? You lucky f**ker!

by ChooseRedBull June 26, 2010

Mischa Barton

The only reason I sometimes watch the O.C.

Mischa Barton is smoking hot.

by demoncleaner May 15, 2008

Mischa Barton

The only girl I'd leave my fiance for.

Me - Oh look Mischa Barton's over there and she wants me!111 Girlfriend - Okay you win.

by Ashley9505 December 05, 2006

ryan barton

A salty person who cannot get laid.

Ewww it is a Ryan Barton.

by Jaydk June 05, 2019

mischa barton

quite possibly the hottest Brit to walk the earth.

wow, that mischa barton bird from the OC is so hot, i want to fuck her in all her holes!

by moosemoose April 01, 2006