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joseph

1.the amazingly hot guy.

2.perfect in all ways.

3.totally hot

oh wow look at that guy joseph he is totelly hot

by lil chy chy January 10, 2008

Joseph

a character in the bible who interprets dreams and becomes a leader and prophet for the Israelites

Joseph was thrown in a pit by his brothers and sold as a slave to Egypt

by notnamedjoseph June 14, 2009

Joseph

A sexy Italian man. They are always short and talk strictly with their hands. Usually steal things from people, such as mints and pasta. Can be traced back to 1930-1940s Germany and Italy. Usually has a flow of hair in the front and wears a hoodie 24-7. Usually shouts randomly when he has something to say.

Sexy Beast: "Yo! Have you seen Joseph anywhere?"
Beast: "I think I heard him in the mint jar."
Sexy Beast: "I'll go look. I could recognize his hand language anywhere."

Joseph

the hottest fuking dude EVER!!!! wont ever take your shyet

and has the best bod ever, cute, funny, smart, gorgeous eyes, and a fuking HUGE COCK!!!! the most bad ass dude you will ever meetever and loves music, girls, sports, gIrLs, sex, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, AND GIRLS!!!!!!

girl1:why u in a wheelchair???

wheelchair girl:j-j-jo-jos-joseph ;D

girl1:i understand!!

by the john ;) July 14, 2009

Joseph

Joseph is badass. normally a thug from cali.no matter how much a jerk he is everybody still loves him. he also has a huge cock and kicks ass at anything he does

Joseph is so amazing!

by yaboijoe September 29, 2013

Joseph

A goofy,loving,caring,and sensitive guy! Joseph's are sexy. They always put there girlfriend and friends first over there needs and are good at keeping secrets.

Joseph is so cool!

by changedman October 02, 2013

Joseph

That guy you want to be when you grow up. The idol of all men and kids. He is the strongest person you will ever meet. Has a knack for thinking outside the box and is very creative a wonderful father and is fit for a Latisha. Is loving and caring and wants you to do your best. Very successful

That guy is my idol my Joseph

by chee2e burger March 04, 2015