Country Dictionary

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Moth

There is a moth in my room... It's tiny so I can't keep my eye on it long enough to kill it... Where is that piece of shit?

Hym "You know, I would have rather seen how well it would have done as a stand-alone movie..." Iam πŸ™„ πŸ€”πŸ˜’ "................" Hym "What are you looking at?" Iam "There's a moth... Shit! I lost it. Where... Do we have, like, a sheet of paper or a book or something to kill it with?" Hym "It's going to fly in your mouth while you're asleep." Iam πŸ˜‘ Hym 😐 Iam πŸ˜‘ "Why would you say that?" Hym "Remember that video of the guy who had a spider living in his ear? The doctor had to pull it out with a tweezers..." Iam πŸ˜‘ Hym "That's going to be you... Except with a moth in your ear instead of a spider...." 😐 Iam πŸ˜‘ Hym "It could go in your nose if that makes you feel better." 🀷 Iam "It doesn't. It doesn't make me feel better. πŸ’‘πŸ’‘πŸ’‘ Where the hell is it? πŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸ€”πŸ™„πŸ€”πŸ˜’ We have to find it before we go to bed." Hym "Op! Feel that? That tickle in your ear? That's the moth. It's in there. It's too late it's in your ear already pfftt Hahahahahahaha!!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Iam πŸ˜– "Goddamnit where are my cotton swabs?" Hym "Hahahahaha! Goodnight..." Iam πŸ˜‘ "I hate you..."

by Hym Iam June 04, 2022

Moth

An insect that flies in your face, eats your clothes and poisons your food and just have sex with every plant they see.

Cherl saw a moth touch her tea and refused to drink it

by reductiveking May 11, 2015

moth

A girl or girl friend

Boy: shes sexy Boys friend: Ye shes my moth

by john bosco 69 March 28, 2011

Moth

A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.

"Tommy is such a moth!"

by Chris March 31, 2005

Moth

Cute fluffy insect that likes to eat your clothes, leaves, and tries to bash its head on your lights until it passes out and dies

Moth is good

by Moth9000 June 30, 2019

Moth

The most amazing person with they/them pronouns. KEEP THEMMM THEY ARE GREAT AND AMAZING FRIENDSSSS

Guy 1: β€œhey who’s moth?” Guy 2: β€œmoth is a really exciting person with they/them pronouns!” Guy 1: β€œthey sound so fun to be around with!!”

by S-s-senpai~ December 05, 2020

MOTH

Evil creature of satan, that has eternal life. Don't wear a headlight around them, especially at night.

MOTH MOTH MOTH MOTH!

by mothlover123 July 24, 2019