A fork of Rural Dictionary
(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.
girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt
A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"
Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.
Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
A dumbass jackass dickhead loser thats a fucking pedo hes a 20 year old lives in the united kingdom and sucks cock all day
Player 1: whos that? Player 2: ew its crypt he sucks ass
When your penis is very cold.
"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"