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Ostrich

Another name for the animal "Emu" which sounds closely related to the word "Emo"; Most often used to make fun of the genre of people known as emo or emotional people. Slightly less derogatory

Look at that ostrich, Tanner, taking black and white pictures over there.

by Lex Rough January 27, 2006

ostriching

verb. The act of one person hopping onto another person's back so that the "top" person is sitting on the "bottom's" lower back with his/her legs wrapped around the bottom's waist. Usually seen with the bottom sprinting around while the top pecks his/her head backwards and forwards. Flip-flopping the roles of top and bottom can occur, but are very rare.

I just saw Peter and Daniel ostriching down the street pissing everybody off. I always thought Peter was the top, but I guess I was wrong.

by ostrichtop November 13, 2010

Ostrich

A fat ghetto native american woman with a very overweight upper body and very thin legs resembling and ostrich.

Hey, you see that ostrich standing over by the checkout counter? She's probly gonna pay with her welfare cheques.

by Rod burner October 08, 2014

Ostrich

Someone who is scared and a pussy. Also someone most likely a female who has a vagina. A nicer way to say pussy.

Damn, he is such a ostrich
I'd love to hit that ostrich.
Look at the ostrich on her.

by Bossree December 27, 2007

Ostrich Tar

What you throw up after tossing sombodies salad.

This morning my bed was covered in Ostrich Tar because of all the butt holes I ate out last night.

by King Kenedy May 31, 2005

Ostrich Rape

When an ostrich rapes you

Ostrich rape is a huge problem in The Savannah of Africa.

by Anustart March 12, 2016

Ostrich Kick

A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.

friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.

by ChainBelt September 18, 2008