A fork of Rural Dictionary
To respond to one with a noteworthy quote from Patrick Star, a prominent character in the popular TV show Spongebob. Typically the quote is illogical or absurd for the situation. The quoter may then say "Starfished" after the quote to reveal his/her intentions.
Mcdonald's Employee: *Answers Phone* Customer: Hi is this Mcdonalds? Employee: No this is Patrick. *Starfished* Music Teacher: Does everyone have their instruments? Student: Is Mayonnaise an instrument? *Starfished* Kevin: Josh you look terrible, whats wrong man? Josh: I can't see my forehead. *Starfished* Captain of a Boat: These shores are those of the United states! First Mate! I said we we're supposed to travel East! First Mate: East? I thought you said weast! John: Are you squidward? Jack : *Stares confusedly at John* John: That's okay take your time. *Starfished*
A sexual partner (usually female) who lies there like a star fish. Receiving it all but has no interest whatsoever in reciprocating. All they do is take, take, take. Oral, Anal but never give any, unless it will satisfy themselves.
Dude that girl I got with last night was such a starfish! I almost fell asleep after it was done.
When your sexual partner just lays there, arms and legs spread, while you do all the work.
DUDE! I heard you hooked up with Suzie after the party! How was it? Terrible! She just starfished all night!
When a girl, or guy, is too lazy to participate in sex, so they just lay there, spread out.
Yeah, we fucked last night, but she was a starfish.